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me in my wizard cloak spinning a fushigi orb intensly

*wraps your plans in tin foil*

YOUR PLANS HAVE BEEN FOILED HAH!

was having a bad day, week, month, year, but then i looked at the mirror and realized its not all bad

i think a "public rest room" should be a place to have a little nap.

"NASA says no human has ever had sex in space."

I refuse to believe that

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You think they bump butts on the international space station?

weed 

I have the munchies but I have no crounchies :[

That time a guy asked me what my ride was and i was like a mercedezzz 😎

the phrase "sweet Jesus" implies the existence of a sour Jesus, a bitter Jesus, a salty Jesus, and an umami Jesus

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